Just as it would be unthinkable to put a size 6 shoe on a size 9 foot, you will never see imperfection in a Barefoot Confidential movie. Neither women with fallen arches nor gout nor ingrown or yellow stained toenails need apply here. No athlete's foot fungi and certainly no spread piggies with some indecipherable form of aromatic cheese establishing residence in the cracks, either. We offer our Kick ass product to the highest levels of scrutiny. In a world of badly deformed feet, that's the least we can do. That's our pledge and we abide by it.

Here's where the education system fails. We waste valuable money pounding it into the heads of kids to go to school and use their brains. What an antiquated notion. Especially when the ticket to riches is right under one's nose, or, in this case inside one's shoe. Think any of these lovely girls wasted their time studying? Nope. Because once they kicked off their heels and saw that horny guys were willing to give them money, cars and furniture just to see them barefooted they discovered the folly of wasted time in the classroom. Watch this movie and learn something useful.